Conversations

Song of the Day: On My Mind by Cody Simpson

So I have a lot of interesting, funny conversations at school. Since funny conversations like these simply must be shared, I decided to put them all here.

Marley: You know what I've always wanted to do?
Me: What?
Marley: Touch Cody Simpson's hair. I want to touch it, brush it, sniff it, and shampoo it!
Me: Umm... No offense, but that's just strange.
Marley: When you meet him will you ask him to cut off a lock of his hair so I can keep it forever?!
Me: 0.o
Marley: EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND, EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY IYIYI CAN SNIFF CODY'S HAIR ALL DAY!
[Yeah, that chick has problems]

Jason: Is the answer five inches?
Jakob: NO IT ISN'T!
*Jason proves him wrong*
Jason: What! [in a I-just-owned-you-wrong tone]
Jakob: What! [same tone]
Mrs. Pak: Boys, I don't think the answer is what.

Xander: *sniffs air* Looks like someone made a fart.
Merna: Who?
Xander: *sniffs air some more* It was... CONNOR!

Me: *calling Xander* Hello?
Xander: Hello, Kolman.
Me: It's not Kolman... it's Isabella!
Xander: You're not going to ask me about Italian food again, right?
[I randomly called him once because I was bored and started talking to him about Italian food. LOL.]

Mariam: CODY SIMPSON IS SICK!
Me: How?
Mariam: He said that he's going to Orlando right now with antibiotics!
Me: I hope he's okay! I'm worried.
Mariam: IF HE'S SICK I'M SICK MAN!

Merna: Isabella! I just realized... You're meeting Greyson Chance in 11 days... Am I invited to your wedding?
[Yeah... I own the title "The Future Mrs. Chance" at my school.]

Jason: My parents can't come to the state fair...
Mrs. Kravitz: That's terrible! Why not?
Jason: They're going to be on a business trip.
Mrs. Kravitz: That's a bummer.
Jason: I know...
Mrs. Kravitz: Yeah... Now go spit out your gum, Jason, please.
[3, 5, 7, 9, who just owned Jason's behind? MRS. KRAVITZ! Lol.]

Kolman: You know, I always wanted to marry a rock. It would be less naggy than a wife.
Me: Once, there was a woman who married a rock...
Kolman: Well, I hope they have a wonderful life together... But no children, it would be awkward.
[What I said wasn't a lie, by the way.]

Merna: Wait, Asia, didn't you sit next to Hailey? Why are you next to Bridget?
Asia: Yeah, but Kate and I switched...
Xander: Nice switching action... Round of applause!

Merna: If you could move to any place in the world, where would you move?
Me: Australia FTW!
Merna: I LOVE THEIR ACCENTS!
Andi: Dudes, you're obsessed with Australia.
Me: They have amazing accents, duh!
Andi: So?
Merna: But... IT'S THE ACCENT!

Me: I don't know if you guys know, but I kinda love that Greyson kid... Oh, and that Cody kid is okay too.

Me: *over the phone* GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING AT THE DANCE ON FRIDAY.
Andi: What?
Me: We're gonna do the Greyson Chance dance!
Andi: NOOOO.
Me: You owe me...
Andi: From when?
Me: I don't know.
Andi: Fiiiine, I'll do it with you.
Me: Yay. ^_^

Bridget: I'm so excited for the concert! It's like, five days before my birthday, too!
Me: WE'RE GONNA GET GREYSON AND CODY TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE EVER DO. EVEN IF WE GET KICKED OUT I'M DETERMINED FOR GREYSON AND CODY TO SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
[Yeah... I get determined]

So I guess this is a day in my life. ^_^ Pretty random...

I'll probably put more of these conversations up. Hope you guys like them!